Happy Thanksgiving!

When I was younger, Thanksgiving wasn’t on the top of my list of favorite holidays. 

Before Their Time

Sometimes, science is a slow process.

A Bad Analogy is Like, Whatever.

An elderly man storms into his doctor’s office steaming mad.

“Doc, my new 22-year-old wife is expecting a baby. You performed my vasectomy 30 years ago, and I’m very upset right now.”

“Let me tell you a story,” the doctor calmly replies.

“A hunter once accidentally left the house with an umbrella instead of his rifle. Out of nowhere, a bear surprised him in the woods… so the hunter grabbed the umbrella, fired, and killed the bear.”

“Impossible, ” the old man says. “Someone else must have shot that bear.”

“You got it,” the doctor replies.

Squaring Off with Sports Terminology

Touchdown! What an upset! They fought no hold barred to get that in under the wire.

Explaining the Mundane VI

I started my undergraduate career set on getting a business degree from a local college and working as a branch manager somewhere.

Where’s My Flying Car and Jetpack??

The future

Please Be Loud: Testing in Progress

Think back to when you were in school.

Best Thing Since…

Everyone has something they can’t live without.